Okay, since today is International Women’s Day, I decided to write about ’10 Things A Girl Wants You To Know’ (but will probably not tell you)
1. We like getting flowers. Some of us *ahem* won’t admit it – not even if you held us at gun point – but the truth is, we like flowers. Expensive, classy ones. Not stupid red roses!
2. Don’t ask us how many people we’ve slept with until and unless you can actually take it like a man.
3. No, we certainly will not call ‘it’ ‘SIMBAAAAAAAAAA’
4. Unless you want us to trample your ego to smithereens, don’t ask us if we’ve seen bigger. Of course we have!
5. If you don’t want to stop and ask for directions, let us sit behind the wheel.
6. On a first date, even if we offer to pay, don’t allow us to! Especially if you’ve asked us out.
7. Do not bash Oprah
8. Driving a manual transmission car isn’t rocket science. So don’t say ‘it turns you on’ because it sounds ignorant.
9. Star Wars isn’t an alternative to Love Actually
10. We don’t care about the toilet seat, just make sure you don’t leave your towels on the wet floor.
