OK, so everyone who knows me, kind of knows about my (HUGE) ‘nerd’ crush on Ellis and John Marston. (And those of you who didn’t know, well erm, now you do.) Actually, if you did know Ellis/John the way I (and a million other gamers) do then you’d know why they are so incredibly HOT (and I’m talking major chick-boner here).
So in order to celebrate their awesomeness, I’ll be doing a special post on them (OK, just Ellis actually).
This one’s just a few of Ellis’ quotes from Left 4 Dead 2...
“I ever tell you about the time me and Keith made a homemade bumper car ride with ridin' mowers in his backyard? Mower blade wounds over 90% of his body. I didn't run him over, either; he somehow managed to fall under his own.”
"I ever tell you about the time my buddy Keith drowned in the Tunnel of Love? You wouldn't think it could happen 'cause the water's so shallow, but that's how it gets you, man. Over-confidence. Keith was with his lady at the time, and he was yellin' for her to save him, but she didn't want to get wet."
"I ever tell you about the time my buddy Keith fell out the rollercoaster? Yeah, he didn't drop far, mind you, just onto the tracks, but the carnival people wouldn't stop the ride 'cause all the other people paid good money and Keith snuck on for free, so he had to dodge for, like, 20 minutes or so."
"I ever tell you about the time my buddy Keith and I were on the top of a burnin' building, and we had to fight our way down like five floors of zombies and― Hey, wait a second...I guess that was you guys. Oh, shit, man, I can't wait to tell Keith about that one!"
“Man, some zombie's gonna have a headache after this.” [After he picks up the frying pan]
"Tonguer!" [In reference to the Smoker]
"A crying girl― You think she's cryin' 'cause the mall closed down?" [Referring to the witch]
"Dude, those zombies are REAL. I knew them books were nonfiction."
And finally, the one that starts everything off…..
"Kill all sons-a-bitches. That's my 'ficial instructions."
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